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Offline mountaindewaddict

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Musician Jokes
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2007, 12:10:56 AM »
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Originally posted by jamrcat

Here's one I can relate to! [:D]




Hilarious!  The funny thing is, I have thought about doing a "first person" sermon as Job and covering "Man of Constant Sorrow" from O Brother Where Art Thou.

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« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2012, 07:50:17 PM »
Wake up ! We need new musician jokes !
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« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2012, 10:02:07 PM »
mmm? What time is it?
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« Reply #48 on: October 28, 2012, 11:19:51 PM »
During a bluegrass band's rehearsal, the banjo player breaks out into a string of curses, aimed at the guitarist. Asked what the problem is, he replies, "That guy untuned one of my strings, and he won't tell me which one it was!"
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Offline Twanking45

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« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2012, 10:58:56 AM »
How do you know when there's a banjo player at your door?
His hat says "Domino's".
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« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2012, 11:01:05 AM »
A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, "Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?"

The father said, "Two people? Let me look."

So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, "Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man."
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« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2012, 11:02:23 AM »

What do you call a musician who doesn't have a girl friend?
Homeless!
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« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2012, 11:06:11 AM »
Not an actual joke but, I feel, better than a joke:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bassist-unaware-rock-band-christian,407/
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« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2012, 06:30:11 PM »
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Offline luke_h

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« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2012, 07:23:45 AM »
Guitar jokes, Thanks