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Offline Jason Davis

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« Reply #60 on: January 28, 2006, 07:45:05 PM »
Ok...last post.

I can't help myself.  Perhaps it is being home with the kids all day (not a bad thing, mind you) or just my twisted sense of humor, but here are the libretto to the first part of FZ's "Stick It Out".  
The quote stops once they go into singing the English version of the song as it would certainly get filtered out.  Those of you that can understand it, enjoy!  8^)


"JOE leaves the First Church of Appliantology and sets out to try L. RON's expensive advice

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, here's why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes into this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG...

Joe:
Fick mich, du
miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du
miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
heissen gelockten
schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht
das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
das Sofa, Sofa!

Stunned by JOE's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says...

Sy Borg:
Pick me...I'm clean...
I am also programmed
for conversational
English.

This stuns JOE, who stands there speechless for a moment. Smitten by JOE's animal magnetism, SY continues...

Sy Borg:
May I have
this dance?

And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversational English form, so that his intentions re- garding the Appliance will be made perfectly clear...

Joe:
I've got a better idea..."


sick, sick, sick...

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« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2006, 10:10:47 PM »
I figure I'm the one who derailed the thread into German. I might as well have my final moment, as well. I know the thing as "Sofa" by the Mothers. Doesn't matter, though. My buddy Dawayne Bailey is the true Zappa NUT! FYI, He actually bought his first FLY in '93! He was a member of Bob Segar's 'Silver Bullet Band' on the "Like A Rock" tour. He's most known for being the band Chicago's guitarist from 1986-1994. ANYWAY>>>> I'm gonna edit myself here. The parts about "Stick out yer hot curly ******, squirts, squirts etc & Don't get no **** upon that sofa" are pure stinkin' comedy!!!! I figure Dennis is entitled to a final thought before this thread officially meets it's maker!

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« Reply #62 on: January 29, 2006, 10:13:40 AM »
hey jason do you know what you writing?? this text iss soooooooo bad!! but funny[:)]

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« Reply #63 on: January 29, 2006, 10:35:51 AM »
I guess the Parker "powers that be" dont have a filter set for naughty german words.

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« Reply #64 on: January 29, 2006, 11:54:39 AM »
OK, ääähm, WELL, I agree, we should call this thread officially DEAD!!
 

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« Reply #65 on: January 29, 2006, 01:26:24 PM »
dendencky,
I know what the lyrics mean as I know the song very well.  I just copied/pasted them from the lyrics I found online.  You're right:  the lyrics are so wrong.  That's why it is so funny...especially in context with the story.

I'm DONE!!!

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« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2006, 04:13:08 PM »
the guy who write the text (not you jason) is so stupid! this text has not a story, the text iss still stupid!! the guy iss krank!

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« Last Edit: January 30, 2006, 07:52:24 AM by dendencKy »
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« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2006, 07:25:19 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by dendencKy

the guy iss krank!


CLOSE, the guy is Frank!

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Offline Jason Davis

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« Reply #68 on: January 29, 2006, 10:05:13 PM »
Well, I wouldn't call Frank Zappa stupid.  A musical genius is more accurate.

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« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2006, 07:53:35 AM »
no i found only the text is stupid! i never heard frank zappa but his name iss in many guitar-magazines

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« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2006, 05:29:27 PM »
Kennen Sie doch nicht der Music von Frank Zappa?  Sie muessen mal einen CD sofort kaufen!

Check him out, it's very interesting music!
 

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« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2006, 02:31:42 PM »
ok i have a cd from him not bad!

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« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2006, 10:37:48 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoKid
CLOSE, the guy is Frank!


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