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Offline David Tomkins

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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2006, 05:15:25 AM »
have you tried the singlecut t-shirt?  they just sewed up one arm.......quality control issues there, methinks.
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2006, 06:56:21 AM »
I bought my shirt off ebay. It buzzes when I put it on. I called customer service. They said they'd have to re set the neck.
Hey at least they moved the tag from outside the front to inside the back. Evertime someone pulled on it my words would warble. [:)]

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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2006, 07:36:56 AM »
You guys are killing me!  8^)

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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2006, 10:13:21 PM »
Argh I got my Parker tshirt used, and it came with hexagonal holes that don't fit my round arms, and also it won't fit with my favorite pickup.  But it is thinner, lighter, and more fun to wear than any other shirt I've ever tried.  I haven't tried on the new parker shirt that's made of wood, though. [:o)]
 

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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2006, 07:35:43 AM »
My wife told me I wasn't allow to wear one because all the chicks really digem' She did mention something about the angle of the guitar profile and the REALLY BIG horn on top being particularly hot.

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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2006, 02:05:11 AM »
ths is one of the funniest threads so far!
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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2006, 02:15:33 AM »
:)

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2006, 08:54:37 AM »
I need to ammend my original gripe regarding unavailability of swag. I'm still in love with my Parkers. And I've owned and played a few Washburns I really liked too. But what's the deal with customer (no)service???

As of yesterday, the news on my PM20pro upgrade was that "I packed it up and brought it to my office and called the guys in shipping last Monday, but they didn't pick it up til Friday."
Now that's a direct quotation from a young man who claims to be in Customer Service at USM, but who
a) doesn't know the colours available on the PM20Pro (told me it was available in "standard
   blue, red, white, black, natural, and sunburst")
b) quoted me a $98 upgrade price, then charged me $198.95
c) Assured me my (warranty replacement) guitar would ship two weeks ago
d) left it sitting in his office for five days while waiting for someone else to do THEIR
   job.

My new position is that USM needs to get their collective schnitz sorted out before attempting to do anything related to customer-supported advertising. With corporate customer service done their way, publicity would ruin them.
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2006, 09:58:48 PM »
AHA! Finally received my PM20 Pro to replace the defective PM20 about which I made such a stink. Feel free to refer to comprehensive review in the P Series forum under the heading "Disappointed with PM20 Pro."
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« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2006, 09:41:19 AM »
getting back to the topic of swag, John P recently sent me a t shirt and cap (he knows a valuable customer when he sees one...) which are both great!  i will try to get a pic if someone else would care to host it and post it.  i don't know if they are new stock or old promo stuff but i am happy as larry to wear my parker t shirt with pride.  (yes, i know, I must get out more....)
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2006, 08:15:58 PM »
I'll host it, but only if I can modify one picture. lol
 

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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2006, 01:56:59 AM »
strewth, i'm not that ugly am i?  (my mum says i am beautiful..)
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« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2006, 12:13:26 AM »
Yer mum was the one who used to call the neighbors asking to borrow a baby when she went out in public, wasn't she?

It's okay- I was the kid the cat covered up every time I played in the sandbox.

Unfortunately, few guitarists get the girls on their looks alone. You ever seen Gene Simmons? Keith Richards? Frank Zappa? Not pretty men.

The good news is that being "aesthetically challenged" gives us cause to practice our craft in hopes that we too may one day be like Gene and Keef and Zappa.

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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2006, 03:48:57 PM »
As new Parker convert i'd love a Parker T-shirt. I can get some photos of it at The Cavern in Liverpool in couple of weeks, grovel grovel plllleeaaase........


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