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Offline trap

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« on: May 08, 2006, 05:08:03 PM »
a parker will never give you a cramp-all it needs is a cord and an amp- from where i stand the're pretty nifty- thats why this is post number two fifty!  hows that john rooker?
 

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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 05:41:04 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by trap

a parker will never give you a cramp-all it needs is a cord and an amp- from where i stand the're pretty nifty- thats why this is post number two fifty!  hows that john rooker?



And the crowd cheers a new Advanced User!

John Rooker
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Rochester, NY
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Offline Bill

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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 07:05:45 PM »
Wow, Trap, I always thought of you as way senior to me. (I guess I just speak more often, even when it doesn't improve on silenence)

Congradulations on your advanced status, but you were always advanced in my book. And I always had a lot of respect for your posts--at least until that last "poem" !  [:D]

BTW, you know about the free Fly they give you when you achieve this status. John P will soon come knocking at your door with a camera crew for a personal "surprise" home delivery. Usually they come around 9 at night so be sure to keep your hair comed and wear nice PJ's. Are you choosing the Mojo or the Supreme?

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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2006, 07:17:20 PM »
I have a lot of posts to get up there tonight.... I want the Parker Prize Patrol to come to MY house!

Bob Martin

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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2006, 07:41:28 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by uburoibob

I have a lot of posts to get up there tonight.... I want the Parker Prize Patrol to come to MY house!

Bob Martin



I'm afraid the Prize Patrol has gone the way of the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.  They never came to my house and I left the light on and everything.  However, my next door neighbor just signed up for guitar lessons so maybe that's where it went??  

Better be quiet..I hear Maggie Brooks is thinking of a Parker Tax..

Thank goodness Santa Claus is for real!

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Gibson ES335 Light Burst
Gibson SG Standard Natural Burst
Gibson ES135 Vintage Sundburst
Alvarez acoustic
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Offline uburoibob

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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2006, 10:36:53 PM »
Parker tax!!??? Say it ain't so? Doesn't she know that's regressive? We still haven't recovered from when Bob King upped the Parker tax years ago. And it was only gonna be for a year. Johnson should'a won, but he wasn't blond enough.

Bob

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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2006, 01:43:29 AM »
Congrats Trap [:D] Just think it only seems like yesterday and you were one of those newbies like me! [:o)] Now look at you, up there with the "Old Pharte Guitar Hacker" It just brings tears to my eyes [|)] go ahead and talk amongst yourselves, I'm feeling ver klempt........
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Offline trap

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2006, 06:02:41 AM »
thanks guys, i'll take the congrats,and the fly supreme please!
 

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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2006, 06:35:52 AM »
quote:
Originally posted by uburoibob

Parker tax!!??? Say it ain't so? Doesn't she know that's regressive? We still haven't recovered from when Bob King upped the Parker tax years ago. And it was only gonna be for a year. Johnson should'a won, but he wasn't blond enough.



I'm glad Johnson is outta here.  He did enough damage with his stupid boat.

How about we propose a tax credit for each guitar?  They are dependents, we have to take care of them and keep them in new strings.  And a guitar health care plan thaat would pay the luthier bills.  I mean, it's only fair.  


John Rooker
Olde Pharte Guitar Hacker
Rochester, NY
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Parker NiteFly M
Gibson ES335 Light Burst
Gibson SG Standard Natural Burst
Gibson ES135 Vintage Sundburst
Alvarez acoustic
Vox AD15VT, AD50VT & UltraSound AG50DS3
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jwrooker

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2006, 06:37:12 AM »
quote:
Originally posted by trap

thanks guys, i'll take the congrats,and the fly supreme please!



Oh..FLY supreme?  We sent a Pizza Hut Supreme... OOPS!

John Rooker
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Rochester, NY
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Parker NiteFly M
Gibson ES335 Light Burst
Gibson SG Standard Natural Burst
Gibson ES135 Vintage Sundburst
Alvarez acoustic
Vox AD15VT, AD50VT & UltraSound AG50DS3

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Offline jamrcat

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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2006, 11:03:20 AM »
A pizza humm, well I guess it's the thought that counts [:D]

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to rack on the posts to get my pizza [:p]

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Offline trap

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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2006, 04:10:35 PM »
yes jamrcat,soon enough you'll be in the rarefied atmosphere of the advanced members and can enjoy your parker pizza with everything on it in our blessed company!
 

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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2006, 10:56:32 PM »
I am so depressed. I just hit five-eight today and still a newbie. All those years wasted searching for Music Man forums. Guess I'll call Dominos and remember that its better late than never. Life is good! Congrats, Trap!'97 Nitefly SA
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2006, 10:08:50 AM »
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Originally posted by DrJeff

 I just hit five-eight today and still a newbie.

congrats on still learning some new tricks!!  its when the new tricks don't excite you that you know you are getting old!!
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Offline jamrcat

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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2006, 11:08:38 AM »
Dr Jeff, five - eight hmmm  I'm five - two! finally - I feeeeel good da^da^da^da^da^da^da,  Now don't go tellin' me your talking about your height [:D]
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